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Russ Abbott was brilliant for a time. Unfortunately he was that good he was on TV every week for about 3 years so people got bored. Apparently you can have too much of a good thing.
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| Quote Standee="Standee"Doddy needs to pack it in, he hasn't been funny for 20 years, should have followed Russ Abbotts example'"
Russ Abbot packed it in because no one wanted to see him. Ken Dodd can still post the "HOUSE FULL" signs wherever he appears.
But because you don't think he's funny and despite being in a minority of one on this thread, you want him to stop performing. Not for the first time, you are sounding like Iain Duncan Smith.
Now, is there any chance of you telling us your favourite joke from a comedian? You know, what the OP was requesting |
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| Quote cod'ead="cod'ead"Russ Abbot packed it in because no one wanted to see him. Ken Dodd can still post the "HOUSE FULL" signs wherever he appears.
But because you don't think he's funny and despite being in a minority of one on this thread, you want him to stop performing. Not for the first time, you are sounding like Iain Duncan Smith.
Now, is there any chance of you telling us your favourite joke from a comedian? You know, what the OP was requesting'"
Another personal attack, do you need a new prescription of Werthers?
I'd quote my favourite comedian if I thought it wouldn't require an explanation after the fact.
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| Quote Standee="Standee"Another personal attack, do you need a new prescription of Werthers?
I'd quote my favourite comedian if I thought it wouldn't require an explanation after the fact.
b'dum tish'"
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I'd quote my favourite gag if I had the confidence that my sense of humour wouldn't be shown up as questionable and misguided.
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I'd quote my favourite gag if I had the confidence that my sense of humour wouldn't be shown up as questionable and misguided.
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| Quote SmokeyTA="SmokeyTA"I have however laughed at pretty much everything George Carlin ever said though.'"
One of my favorite comics, superbly crafted monologues and gags, the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words7 words you can't say on TV[/url being the pinnacle, in the same league as Newhart and Hope IMO. He never came over here much so didn't get the recognition he richly deserved. |
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| Quote Ferocious Aardvark="Ferocious Aardvark"One of the funniest men I've ever seen was Les Dawson.
I couldn't tell you what I think is his funniest joke, but here's a couple:
"I’ve got a friend who's a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher, until he lost his nerve."
"The people next door are awful. At three o’clock this morning they were banging on the walls and screaming. Good job I wasn’t trying to sleep — I was playing my drums at the time."
"My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren’t that lonely."
"The mother-in-law is so ugly, when she goes on holiday, the mosquitoes draw lots to see who is going to bite her"'"
"In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber'd chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space; wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet."
"There was a commotion outside, so I ran out into the street, and there I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' "
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What's red & invisible?
No Tomatoes
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Doddy is a legend. Still funny and can still sell out a venue.
My favourite is one from the great Tommy Cooper:
"I rang a builders merchants and said, 'I want a skip outside my house'. The man said, 'well I'm not stopping you.'"
Clean, fast and genuinely funny. In fact, you can pick 100 Tommy one-liners.
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| Quote Diablo1967="Diablo1967"Doddy is a legend. Still funny and can still sell out a venue.
My favourite is one from the great Tommy Cooper:
"I rang a builders merchants and said, 'I want a skip outside my house'. The man said, 'well I'm not stopping you.'"
Clean, fast and genuinely funny. In fact, you can pick 100 Tommy one-liners.'"
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| Quote Standee="Standee"Doddy needs to pack it in, he hasn't been funny for 20 years, should have followed Russ Abbotts example'"
After reading your dour, whinging, sour posts for the last couple of years, I can see you have absolutely no sense of humour.
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