In the words of former Stoke City manager Alan Durban when someone complained his defensive tactics were boring - "if you want entertainment, go watch clowns".

I'd rather Leeds were universally hated and successful than likeable also rans. Indeed evidence of recent years would suggest the two go hand in hand.

Aye lad, but if you notice the other half of the address, you will perceive that I managed to move elsewhere. You, i'm certain, wake up every morning in the same p.... poor town you were born in , and spend your time dreaming about the potential to escape its' dreary streets. Alas, a dream only, to be nurtured as you wait in the queue to collect your dole money and probably numerous other government benefits, that are heaped upon the poor and vulnerable in our society- a genre of which I believe you to be a typical member. i.e a brainless, idle layabout- - - after all - you do come from Wigan, and as such , I suppose , are to be pitied.

Who invited Oscar Wilde?

So pumped for this one.. Big teams make big plays on big games.. There is something about us in the playoffs that makes you feel like were unbeatable. Lookin' for Lee Smith to make a big impact on Saturday, huge fan of the young man. Also, Kev Seinfield is by far the best leader in Super League. Can't believe its still only Thursday.

People hated us when we were rubbish though. I take people's hatred of us as a compliment.