Yes, yes, I know I'm sat right at the top of the very highest stand in one of those special seats for pigmy's with short legs, right behind a post and with the roof obscuring the far end of the pitch, I know all that, its happened before

No rain today at OT according to this mornings BBC weather report.

It's raining now





Its spitting everyone

will you be suited like last year sir. you looked bloody gorgeous

I am. And booted.

I'll be lurking Matt Busby Way for most of the afternoon. Come and say hello.

Cas (away)



Wakefield (away)



Warrington (home)



All those games were on Sky and we snatched it in the last few minutes !

Conclusive proof that Mr Morgan spouts bile.

Having gone through this experience before, you have my greatest sympathy.

You won't be able to see the top tier of the East stand, you won't be able to see the top tier of the west stand. You won't be able to see the screen. You will think Ali Lauatiti and Jamie Peacock are about 2ft and 3 stone. It will take you around 10minutes to walk up the stairs.



When you go up there, you will think "I'm up with the Gods here". Well, let me tell you, you are. When you get outside after the game walking with everyone else, you will feel inferior again and you would wish you had looked down on the planes when you were up there. Well you wouldn't have anyway because of the stupid roof.



Have a nice day.

did I say you could sit in my seat?