On the verge of signing a superstar winger from Australia. Nick Zisti is his name

Hush, hush this one, but Henry Paul on his way to join Robbie.

greg inglis was spotted at leeds bradford airport today asking for a taxi to odsal

=#FFFFFFif your gonna rumour, rumour hard

Too Far!!! Too Far!!!

Did he get picked up by Michael Worrincy?

Is there a gig on the speedway at Hull fair?

Two pages of rubbish.

The start of page three ain't really much better to be fair.

I heard a rumour that a lot of the northern clubs are getting angry at not being able to pay players for missing time off work. The idea of a breakaway 'northern union' has been mooted.

I heard a rumour that some people in Cambridge came up with a set of rules where you're only allowed to kick the ball, so I've started a counter rumour that football was always that way and that one of our chaps decided to pick it up and run with it.

I was knocking back a couple of meads last night and I overheard the Inn keepers wife saying that she'd heard the King has giot sick of having to behead his wives when he's board of them and because the vatican won't let him divorce another he's going to set up his one denomination of christianity.