I thought he was a rhinos fan?

I read that as Huge Cock.



I was never confused.

Mick has just tweeted that the owner to be announced this lunchtime is Pauline Quirke's husband Steve Sheen.

Some of that sweet Birds of a Feather merchandise and royalties money is exactly what we need.

To be honest i don't find them much fun, particularly when it comes to ownership. Player rumours are fine and i can live with people pretending they're in the know and getting peoples hopes up only to be let down with Richie Mathers. But i just want solid info when it comes to ownership. Too much at stake.

No wait, I think the new owner will be the contested Preah Vihear temple on the border between Cambodia and Thailand. I want us to be owned by a thing not a person.

I hate people who pretend to be in the know and make outlandish claims as to what might happen. Such losers.

Solid info?



Can't spot much of that, as yet tbh. Nor do I really expect to, we'll be last to find out, as usual. If there is anything to find out, of course.

Linda Robson's melodic tone would be perfect as pre-match announcer. Hearing her say "Let's hear the warcry" in that Essex accent would make the whole place electric.

Actually I've heard the new owner is going to be the theme tune to the 1980s BBC sitcom "Sorry".

Strange no-one has mentioned Donald Trump..he does have a record of owning British sports institutions and he won't be happy about those Canadians trying to sneak in by the back door....he's not happy about anyone sneaking in, as I remember. TRUMP to make the Bulls Great Again - you heard it here first.

I choose to believe that guy who once clicked the Create Group button on Facebook who also took part in the conversation. The conversation didn't happen and there is no rumour, folks.