The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.



The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night, I prefer them for Breakfast TBH.

Jackie Big Tits by The Kooks is a possible

Correct

if all the people of China held hands around the world

half of them would drown

at least defeat would be easier to take too.



2009 - Everton bat Boro 2-1 in 6th Round lost to Chelsea in final

2008 - Cardiff beat Boro 2-0 in 6th Round lost to Pompey in final

2007 - Man Utd beat Boro 1-0 on 6th Round replay (after 2-2 draw) then lost to Chelsea in final

2006 - West Ham beat Boro 1-0 in Semi Finals then lost on pens to Liverpool in final after 3-3 draw

2005 - Man Utd beat Boro 3-0 in 4th Round the lost on pens to Arsenal in final after 0-0 draw



2010 - Man City beat Boro 1-0 in 3rd Round????????

The first e-mail was sent in 1971, the message sent was QWERTYUIOP.

The oldest person to play a competitive game of Rugby League was Dennis Gleeson at 70 years and 9 days in 2006.

The only fish that can sneeze is the Hagfish

A man called Diamond Rich has spent 1000 hours being tattooed and is now 100% covered in black ink.

Kama Chinen is the oldest living person at 114 years 249 days

The loudest burb ever was 107.1 dBA

The largest bottle of wine ever made holds 480 litres.

The largest burger available weighs 164.8 lbs and costs $399

Chuck Norris was what Willis' was talking about.

harry gration has got 3 nipples.

and some terrible jumpers too

worse than some of noel edmonds efforts.

Florence Nightingale invented the pie chart.



ALMOST is the longest word in the English language with all its letters in alphabetical order.

June Ackland from 'The Bill' is La Roux's Mum.