I guess thats when Stevo's momentum rule comes into it?.

That fecking annoying paper clip that used to pop up on Word?

That's the one. My finest hour

Will be interesting to see how many times the Yorkshire Ripper knocks on in a game.

If it's any consolation, your invention caused me many hours of shouting 'will you just f*ck off', whilst stabbing at the keyboard in a fit of impotent rage.

you should have asked clippy how to get rid of clippy



or changed it into a cute little puppy!

Actually it is. My original name for the cheeky little fella was EXPRO but bill over ruled me

Isn't the help system in Microsoft Office one of the few things he [ihasn't[/i claimed to be?

It was until you just opened pandora's box for him

"It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like some help?"



"Er, no thanks. It's not that I'm not grateful for the offer, but I'll decline on the grounds that you're barely literate and have the linguistic style of a not-particularly-eloquent teenager."

Tell you this much, I aint ever pressing F1 again, just in case!