Orford Orford to the tune, if you can call it that, of Northern Northern would work well.



If we were being adventurous...



[iEmpire State of Mind [/i



I love you Ox,

Saw him in the car park at Asda,

Benchpressing a Mazda.



Maybe the first one, eh?

At number 1 its matt orford

At number 2 its matt orford

At number 3 its matt orford

At number 4 its matt orford

At number 5its matt orford

At number 6 its matt orford



All we need is a team of matt orford at team of matt orford a team of matt orford

Anyone who still has doubts about the difference to the team made by our new signings should take a look at the match stats for last night :



Tries

Brett Kearney(1) Matt Orford(2) Glenn Hall(1)

Goals

Matt Orford(3/4)



If we can keep these blokes - especially Orford - fit and enthusiastic all season then we're in with a shout.







How about a bit of



He comes from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

I bet Sir Jimmy thought he was watching himself in the second half!



If he keeps that standard up the The Jimmy Lowes song would be appriate!

Ohhhhhh Matty matty, matty matty matty matty O-ORFORD.



I miss singing oh Robbie Robbie!

Keep it simple...



Suuuuper, Super Matt

Suuuuper, Super Matt

Suuuuper, Super Matt

Super Matty Orford.

BUT DONT EVER FORGET HE IS AN ORSTRALIAN AND CAN'T MAKE THE AUSSIE SIDE SO HE CAME TO ENGLAND TO SHOW YOU POMS HOW THE SCRUM HALF POSITION SHOULD BE PLAYED.



OSSIE,OSSIE,OSSIE,...OI,OI,OI,

Isn't it way past your bedtime in Oz now?



Maybe a friendly mod will ban this twerp anyway for his inappropriate avatar?

If you look to the left of your keyboard, you'll see one labelled "Caps Lock". Press it.

It's the other way round in Aus!